Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No mam I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
Nov 192008
Nov 192008
Teacher: How old is your father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.