All Nice Stuff » Marriage http://www.allnicestuff.com Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:06:32 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Before Marriage and After Marriage http://www.allnicestuff.com/2008/08/28/before-marriage-and-after-marriage/ http://www.allnicestuff.com/2008/08/28/before-marriage-and-after-marriage/#comments Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:12:35 +0000 Prince http://www.allnicestuff.com/?p=248 Before marriage…..

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?

He: No! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage….
Simply read from bottom to the top.

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Farting is never an issue.
When you are married ….
You make sure there’s nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When you are dating…..
He takes you out to have a good time.
When you are married ….
He brings home a 6 pack, and says “What are you going to drink?”

When you are dating…..
He holds your hand in public.
When you are married ….
He flicks your ear in public.

When you are dating…..
A Single bed for 2 isn’t THAT bad.
When you are married ….
A King size bed feels like an army cot.

When you are dating…..
You are turned on at the sight of him naked.
When you are married ….
You think to yourself “Was he ALWAYS this hairy????”

When you are dating…..
You enjoyed foreplay.
When you are married ….
You tell him “If we have sex, will you leave me alone???”

When you are dating…..
He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason.
When you are married ….
He grabs your boob any chance he gets.

When you are dating…..
You picture the two of you together, growing old together.
When you are married ….
You wonder who will die first.

When you are dating…..
Just looking at him makes you feel all “mushy.”
When you are married ….
When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.

When you are dating…..
He knows what the “hamper” is.
When you are married ….
The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.

When you are dating…..
He understands if you “Aren’t in the mood.”
When you are married ….
He says “It’s your job.”

When you are dating…..
He understands that you have “male” friends.
When you are married ….
He thinks they are all out to steal you away.

When you are dating…..
He likes to “discuss” things.
When you are married ….
He develops a “blank” stare.

When you are dating…..
He calls you by name.
When you are married ….
He calls you “Hey” and refers to you when speaking to others as “She.”

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  • A  FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man  tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are  CLOSED.
  • One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
    Before  Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,
    After Marriage – Drink whenever you  are HAPPY
  • Three FASTEST means of Communication.
    1.  Tele-Phone
    2.  Tele-Vision
    3.  Tell to Woman
    Need  still FASTER – Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
  • Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
  • A  man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and  Best Woman.
    Next  moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
    Moral: BE SPECIFIC
  • What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
    It  is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.
  • Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
    They  see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should  KILL him.
    Ant  2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we  will just  throw him away from our path.
    Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE  him because  he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
  • If you do NOT have a Girl Friend – You are missing SOME thing in your life.
    If you HAVE a Girl Friend – You are missing EVERY thing in your  life.
  • Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their  MISTAKE.
    Answer: On their MARRIAGE.
  • When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from  Darkness.
    Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness -  Please PAY  the  ELECTRICITY BILL.
  • Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
    Because per Constitution,  you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
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