Before marriage….. He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: No! Don’t even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! Over and over! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: No! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss [...]
When you are dating….. Farting is never an issue. When you are married …. You make sure there’s nothing flammable near your husband at all times. When you are dating….. He takes you out to have a good time. When you are married …. He brings home a 6 pack, and says “What are you [...]
A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD, After Marriage – Drink whenever you are HAPPY Three FASTEST means of Communication. 1. [...]
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