To my darling husband, Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately I was not too bad injured and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about [...]
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A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?” The husband laughs and says: “An Italian girl !!!” The woman kept [...]
The guide to wife translations need to read men are from mars and women are from Venus The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It’s your decision The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious The wife says: [...]
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A married man was visiting his “girlfriend” When she requested that he shave his beard. “Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.” James replied, “My wife loves this beard. I couldn’t possibly do it. She would kill me!!” “Oh please?” the girlfriend asked again, in a [...]
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been [...]
A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. “Ma’am, what do you want with arsenic?” “To kill my husband.” “I can’t sell you arsenic to kill a person!” The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position. The man is her husband and [...]
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