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Husband & Wife Joke

Prince — Sun, 05 Jun 2011 20:48:49 +0000

Wife: ”Maine to bina dekhe hi tumse shaadi kar lee.”

Husband: ”Aur meri himmat toh dekho, Maine to dekhne ke baad bhi tumse shaadi kar li.”

The Obedient Wife

Prince — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 19:53:00 +0000

There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, And was a real miser when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife…’When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me.

I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.’

And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.

Well, he died.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there – dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,

‘Wait just a moment!’

She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, ‘Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband.’

The loyal wife replied, ‘Listen, I’m a Women;

I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him.’

You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?’

‘I sure did,’ said the wife.
‘I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a cheque….
If he can cash it, then he can spend it.’

Husband Vs Wife – Small funny Conversations

Prince — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 06:13:34 +0000

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!

Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute, I asked you to marry me.

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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So, I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents

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Chal Jhooti

Prince — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 16:00:56 +0000

Husband: Hypnotise karna kya hota hy?
Wife: Kisi ko apnay control me kar k apni marzi k kaam karwaana

Husband: Chal jhoTi,usay to Shadi kehte haiN.

Pagal Kuch Bhi ker Sakta hai

Prince — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 15:59:15 +0000

Wife: If I die what will u do?

Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?

Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Husband’s Excuse

Prince — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 15:57:06 +0000

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.

“I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?!”

“There is,” he replied. “Breakfast!”

Jo Aap Kahein

Prince — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 21:51:44 +0000

Husband: Aaj Kia Pakana Hai.
Wife: Jo Ap Kahen.

Husband: Daal Chawal Bana Lo
Wife: Abi Kal Tou Pakaye Thy Kuch Or

Husband: Acha Sabzi Bana Lo
Wife: Uffo, Bache Nahi Khatay

Husband: Acha Qeema Bna Lo
Wife: Yack, Mujhy Allergy Hay

Husband: Parathey Bana Lo
Wife: Raat Ko Prathay Kon Khata Hay

Husband: Phir Kia Pakana Hay
Wife: Jo Aap Kahe’n.

Meaning of WIFE

Prince — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 09:24:41 +0000

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.

It means…Without Information Fighting Every time!

WIFE stays No, it means -

With Idiot for Ever.

Pregnant Wife & Result

Prince — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 09:21:11 +0000

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidentally called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!”.

Gift for Mother in Law

Prince — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 08:17:26 +0000

Husband and wife were shopping when the wife said,

“Darling, it’s my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy her? She would like something electrical.”

The husband replied, “How about a chair??”