Husband: Hypnotise karna kya hota hy? Wife: Kisi ko apnay control me kar k apni marzi k kaam karwaana Husband: Chal jhoTi,usay to Shadi kehte haiN.
Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. “I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?!” “There is,” he replied. “Breakfast!”
Husband: Aaj Kia Pakana Hai. Wife: Jo Ap Kahen. Husband: Daal Chawal Bana Lo Wife: Abi Kal Tou Pakaye Thy Kuch Or Husband: Acha Sabzi Bana Lo Wife: Uffo, Bache Nahi Khatay Husband: Acha Qeema Bna Lo Wife: Yack, Mujhy Allergy Hay Husband: Parathey Bana Lo Wife: Raat Ko Prathay Kon Khata Hay Husband: Phir [...]
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means…Without Information Fighting Every time! WIFE stays No, it means – With Idiot for Ever.
Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidentally called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!”.
Husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, “Darling, it’s my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy her? She would like something electrical.” The husband replied, “How about a chair??”
Wife: What is 10 years with me? Husband: A second. Wife: What is $1000 for me? Husband: A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband: Wait a second
A wife hit her husband with a frying pan. Husband: What was that for..? Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it. Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse. Wife: Sorry..! Next day wife hit him with the frying [...]
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A guy was known among his friends to be very brief and to the point-he really never said too much. One day, a saleswoman promoting a certain brand of brushes knocked his door and asked to see his wife, so the guy told her that she wasn’t home. “Well,” the woman said “could I please [...]
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