Hame Din Me Mehsoos Karoge To Yaado Me Paoge
Hame Raat Me Mehsoos Karoge To Khwabo Me Paoge
Mere Pyaar Ko Apne Dil Me Mehsoos Karke Dekho
Mere Pyaar Ki Khushbu Apni Saanso Me Paoge
Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!!
Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai,
Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?
Why in wedding ceremony woman sits on left n man on right??
because according to balance sheet all assets are on right side and liabilities on left side.!
Husband: Hypnotise karna kya hota hy?
Wife: Kisi ko apnay control me kar k apni marzi k kaam karwaana
Husband: Chal jhoTi,usay to Shadi kehte haiN.
Tags: Husband & Wife
Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
Tags: Husband & Wife
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.
“I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?!”
“There is,” he replied. “Breakfast!”
Tags: Husband & Wife
ahl-e-dil aur bhii hain ahal-e-vafaa aur bhii hain
ek ham hii nahiin duniyaa se Khafaa aur bhii hain
kya hua gar mere yaaron kii zabaanen chup hain
mere shaahid mere yaaron ke sivaa aur bhii hain
ham pe hii Khatm nahiin maslak-e-shoriidaa sarii
chaak-e-dil aur bhii hai chaak-e-qabaa aur bhii hain
sar salaamat hai to kyaa sang-e-malaamat kii kamii
jaan baaqii hai to paikaan-e-qazaa aur bhii hain
munsif-e-shahar kii vahadat pe na harf aa jaaye
log kahate hain ke ar’baab-e-jafaa aur bhii hain
Husband: Aaj Kia Pakana Hai.
Wife: Jo Ap Kahen.
Husband: Daal Chawal Bana Lo
Wife: Abi Kal Tou Pakaye Thy Kuch Or
Husband: Acha Sabzi Bana Lo
Wife: Uffo, Bache Nahi Khatay
Husband: Acha Qeema Bna Lo
Wife: Yack, Mujhy Allergy Hay
Husband: Parathey Bana Lo
Wife: Raat Ko Prathay Kon Khata Hay
Husband: Phir Kia Pakana Hay
Wife: Jo Aap Kahe’n.
Tags: Husband & Wife
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