There was something in the air that day Something I thought I would never find A friendship grew stronger that day When we lost all sense of time. The snow curved around our bodies As if beckoning us to be close And soon your arms found their way Gently around my waist. I froze for [...]
A First Class Manager (FCM) is going thru’ a forest one evening when his car breaks down. He looks around and finds a lone house. He knocks the door which is opened by a stunning woman. FCM: Can I spend the night at your place? Woman: Well. I live alone. FCM: I’m an honourable man, [...]
Girl:- I LOVE U. Boy:- Me Too. Girl:- How Much? Boy:- As much As U do. Girl:- “YOU CHEATER!” I thought u really LOVE me.
Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: “I have great news: I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can’t tell anybody.” The next day, Mrs.Sharma receives a telephone [...]
Sardar English k paper main Fail ho gya Due to Following Translation: 1. Main aam admi nahi hun __ I am not a mango man 2. Sarda aur Garma Phal hain __ Colda and Hota are the Fruits 3. Mujhey Bhi English AAti hai __ English comes to me also 4. 2 aur 2 4 [...]
kisi ne aikh Shiekh se poocha: Jab garmi lagti hai to kya kerte ho Sheikh: Hum AC ke samne beth jate hein phir poocha, Agar oos se bhi ziada garmi lage to? Sheikh: To hum AC ON Ker lete hein
Question: What is the full form of math’s. Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!
Jab sawen rut ki pawan chali tum yaad aai Jab paatoon ki pzaib bahi tum yaad aai Jab konjain boli ghass ke hare samander per Rut aai peele pholoon ki, tum yaad aai Din bahar to main dunya ke dhandoon mein khoi rahi jab dewaroon se dhoop dhali, tum yaad aai
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood. They were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and decided to walk down the street to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the old desk they’d shared and where he had carved “I love you, Sally.” [...]
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