All Nice Stuff » Jokes http://www.allnicestuff.com Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:06:32 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 SMS, Joke http://www.allnicestuff.com/2012/01/23/sms/ http://www.allnicestuff.com/2012/01/23/sms/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:47:10 +0000 Prince http://www.allnicestuff.com/?p=2318 Log zindagi ki mushkile na jane kaise solve kr lete h..:-O
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Humse toh book k solved examples bhi sahi se solve ni hote

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Ek Bat Bolu…

Nazar Mat Hona,

Bol Du..

Soch Lo…

Hum

Tumhse
Bahut

Pyar

Se Kahate he SMS Karo Nahi to…
Mobile Chori ho Jayega

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kashmir ki vaadiyo me,
Barfeele hawao me,
Jheel k kinare baithe LAILA ne MAJNU se kya kaha?
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Haramkhor Hero mat ban,
Sweter pahenle

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]]> http://www.allnicestuff.com/2012/01/23/sms/feed/ 0 mummy ke chappal http://www.allnicestuff.com/2012/01/15/mummy-ke-chappal/ http://www.allnicestuff.com/2012/01/15/mummy-ke-chappal/#comments Sun, 15 Jan 2012 17:21:37 +0000 Prince http://www.allnicestuff.com/?p=2301 kaise mumkin tha kisi aur doctor se elaaj karna..?
ae dost…
ishq ka rog tha, mummy ke chappal se hi aram aaya.

]]> http://www.allnicestuff.com/2012/01/15/mummy-ke-chappal/feed/ 0 Excellent Wife! description http://www.allnicestuff.com/2011/12/16/excellent-wife-description/ http://www.allnicestuff.com/2011/12/16/excellent-wife-description/#comments Fri, 16 Dec 2011 07:30:43 +0000 hmmm http://www.allnicestuff.com/?p=2247 My wife asked me to describe her.
I said
“You’re A B C D E F G H I J K.”
She said
“What’s that mean?”
I said
“Adorable Beautiful Cute Delightful Elegant Foxy Gorgeous Hot.”

She said:”Ooohh that’s so lovely -
but what about I,J,K?”

 ”I’m. Just. Kidding.”

]]> http://www.allnicestuff.com/2011/12/16/excellent-wife-description/feed/ 0 Pronunciation of http://www.allnicestuff.com/2011/12/11/pronunciation/ http://www.allnicestuff.com/2011/12/11/pronunciation/#comments Sun, 11 Dec 2011 17:04:12 +0000 Prince http://www.allnicestuff.com/?p=2235 The PRONUNCIATION OF
22 is Twenty Two,
33 is Thirty Three,
44 iss Forty Four,
55 as Fifty Five,
Then why not
11 as Tenty one???

]]> http://www.allnicestuff.com/2011/12/11/pronunciation/feed/ 0 Online Chat http://www.allnicestuff.com/2011/10/26/online-chat/ http://www.allnicestuff.com/2011/10/26/online-chat/#comments Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:16:40 +0000 Prince http://www.allnicestuff.com/?p=2162 A Guy WAS chatting with a female (never met her directly) – Online chat.
(Background, both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC’s )

Hero: Hey…GM (Good Morning)… How’s u doing today?

Female: VGM…Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat

Hero: wow…am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat

Female: Yep…me too feel the same…Brb (be right back)’ll get some Coffee.

Hero: OK(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)

Manager: Hey, I need some help from you

Hero: [**** This woman always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me

Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?
Hero: I would do that, but I think it’s quite hard, is it ok with you, if I give you by tomorrow evening.

Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window…)

Female: Hey, am back

Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, She’s kinda….. keeps asking stupid things, tries to give me stupid work

Female: Yeah, it’s the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!

Hero: Yep, u rite!!

Female: Hey, can u do me a favor

Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.

Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number; given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it’s real Urgent for me to work this out

Hero: hey, that’s a one-hour’s work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now. ok?

Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM!! AND ONE MORE POINT…. YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!

*This is how boys work………..dumbs!!!!!!!!!!*

]]> http://www.allnicestuff.com/2011/10/26/online-chat/feed/ 0 Patthar tha magar barf ke galon ki tarah tha http://www.allnicestuff.com/2011/10/17/patthar-tha-magar-barf-ke-galon-ki-tarah-tha/ http://www.allnicestuff.com/2011/10/17/patthar-tha-magar-barf-ke-galon-ki-tarah-tha/#comments Sun, 16 Oct 2011 19:04:45 +0000 Prince http://www.allnicestuff.com/?p=2137 Patthar tha magar barf ke galon ki tarah tha
Eik shakhs andheron main ujalon ki tarah tha

Khwabon ki tarah tha na khayalon ki tarah tha
Wo ilme-riyazee ke sawalon ki tarah tha

Uljha hoowa aisa ke kabhi sulajh na paya
Suljha hoowa aisa ke misalon ki tarah tha

Woh mil to gaya tha magar apna hi muqaddar
Satranj ki uljhi hooie chalon ki tarah tha

Woh ruh main khoosbu ki tarah ho gaya tahleel
Jo door bahut chand ke balon ki tarah tha

]]> http://www.allnicestuff.com/2011/10/17/patthar-tha-magar-barf-ke-galon-ki-tarah-tha/feed/ 0 Employee and Janwar http://www.allnicestuff.com/2011/10/12/employee-janwar/ http://www.allnicestuff.com/2011/10/12/employee-janwar/#comments Wed, 12 Oct 2011 04:59:33 +0000 Prince http://www.allnicestuff.com/?p=2135 Beemar Employee se uski wife boli – Iss bar koi janwaro ke doctor ko dikhao tabhi aap theek hoge…

Husband - Woh kyon ?

Wife – Roz Subah Murge ki tarah jaldi uthh jate ho…

Ghode ki tarah bhag ke office chale jate ho…

Gadhe ki tarah dinbhar kaam karte ho…

Lomdi ki tarah idhar-udhar se information batorkar Report banate ho…

Bandar ki tarah boss ke ishare par nachte ho…

Ghar aakar pariwar per kutte ki tarah chillate ho, aur fir Bhainse ki tarah so jate ho.

Insaano ka doctor tumhe kya khakh thik kar payega..!!

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900 chuhay kha kar Billi___chali..

Student: 900 chohay kha kr Billi Matak Matak kr chali..

Master (Ghusse se):
Kharay ho jao, mazak krte ho?

Student: Sir ji, ye bhi mene ap ka dil rkhne k liye keh dia warna
900 chuhay kha kr Billi chal to kya Hil b nhi sakti…! :)

]]> http://www.allnicestuff.com/2011/10/10/900-chuhay-kha-kar/feed/ 0 MBA Executive http://www.allnicestuff.com/2011/09/08/mba-executive/ http://www.allnicestuff.com/2011/09/08/mba-executive/#comments Thu, 08 Sep 2011 10:15:50 +0000 Prince http://www.allnicestuff.com/?p=2068 A Qualified MBA Marketing student married a girl, after 1 year of tough life with her,finally he got angry and sent a note to his father in law

“UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING TO MY REQUIREMENTS”

The smart father in law replied

1 year warranty expired,company is not responsible… :)

]]> http://www.allnicestuff.com/2011/09/08/mba-executive/feed/ 0 Telephone Bill http://www.allnicestuff.com/2011/09/06/telephone-bill/ http://www.allnicestuff.com/2011/09/06/telephone-bill/#comments Tue, 06 Sep 2011 15:24:13 +0000 Prince http://www.allnicestuff.com/?p=2066 The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting….

On a Saturday morning… after breakfast…

Dad:

People this is unacceptable.
You have to limit the use of the phone.
I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum:

Same here,
I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone…

Son:

Me too,
I never use the home phone.
I always use my company mobile.

Maid:

So – what is the problem?
We all use our work telephones !!!!! :)

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