Ek bar ek Shopping Mall ne ek naya gujarati salesman hire kiya. Salary badhne lagi-din dugni, raat chauguni. Boss ne socha is ladke se mujhe milna hai. Boss Mall par aaya, usne dekha ladka ek customer ko fishing-rod bechraha tha. Woh door khada ho kar hi usko customer se deal karte dekhne lagaa. Ladke ne [...]
Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ? Student: shaadi..!!!! !! Teacher: nahi,mera matlab hai kya banoge? Student: dulha.!!!!!! !! Teacher: oh,i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge*? Student: dulhan !!!! Teacher: IDIOTmera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge? Student: bahu launga !!!!!!! Teacher: stupid tumare papa tumse kya chahte hai? Student: [...]
Why in wedding ceremony woman sits on left n man on right?? because according to balance sheet all assets are on right side and liabilities on left side.!
Husband: Hypnotise karna kya hota hy? Wife: Kisi ko apnay control me kar k apni marzi k kaam karwaana Husband: Chal jhoTi,usay to Shadi kehte haiN.
Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. “I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?!” “There is,” he replied. “Breakfast!”
Husband: Aaj Kia Pakana Hai. Wife: Jo Ap Kahen. Husband: Daal Chawal Bana Lo Wife: Abi Kal Tou Pakaye Thy Kuch Or Husband: Acha Sabzi Bana Lo Wife: Uffo, Bache Nahi Khatay Husband: Acha Qeema Bna Lo Wife: Yack, Mujhy Allergy Hay Husband: Parathey Bana Lo Wife: Raat Ko Prathay Kon Khata Hay Husband: Phir [...]
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means…Without Information Fighting Every time! WIFE stays No, it means – With Idiot for Ever.
Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidentally called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!”.
Sona Ka Pati: Judge saab, mujhe TALAAQ chahiye, meri biwi nay 1 saal se mujh say baat nahi ki hai…. Judge: Aik bar phir sochle beta, aisi biwi nasib walon
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