Just for Fun
Apr 172013
Mar 162013
Men speak an avg 25000 words/day,
While women speak 30000.
Trouble starts when husband comes from job after finishing his 25000 &……
Wife…..
starts her 30000..
Feb 272013
Biwi Ghusse Mein: “Mera jeena haraam ho gaya hai.
Mein yeh ghar chor kay ja rahi hoon”
Husband: Jaan choro! Khuda kay waste.
Biwi wapas aate huwe,”Ek to app ki yeh aadat bohat buri hai
Hamesha JAAN KEH KAY AUR KHUDA K WASTE DE K ROK LETE HEIN”;
-:D:);)
Feb 242013
Question: Define LOVE and explain in detail? (10 marks)
Answer:
MBA Student’s Ans. Love is life. (marks 1/2 out of 10)
Medical Student’s Ans. Love is pain. (marks 1/2 out of 10)
Chemistry Student’s
Answer.
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.
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Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated
TYPES:
1 sided &
2 sided
AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age
SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction
DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile
TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father’s Shoe
or
Mother’s Sandle……
(marks 10 out of 10)
Jan 012013
دوست: پروفیسر صاحب آپ کی اعصابی بیماری کیسی ہے؟
پروفیسر: ٹھیک یے، آج کل میکے گیئ ہے
Oct 052012
A newly married husband saved
his wife’s number on his mobile as
“My Life“
After one year of marriage
he changed the number to
“My Wife“
After 2 years of marriage
he changed the number to
“Home“
After 5 years of marriage
he changed the number to
“Hitler“
After 10 years of marriage
he changed the number to
“Wrong Number“
Oct 012012
Girl- Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho ?
Banta- Haa
Girl- Lekin Tume To Meri Parwaah Hi Nahi
Banta- Oye, Pyar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parwaah Nahi Karte:-D
Sep 092012
1day sardar saw a dream, that someone killed him.
Next day he closed his ICICI bank account. Why?
Because of ICICI’s slogan: “we make your dreams come true”
Think different 
Sep 092012
Banta thought LOL meant.??
Lots of Love.!!
So.,
He sent it in the following text 2 his GIRL FRIEND-
You are the only girl in my life..LOL
Sep 022012
Wife: What do you like most about me, my Beauty or my Intelligence?
Husband: I love it more when you joke like this!!
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When a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, It is love;
After marriage: It is self-defense
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!