Just for Fun
Men speak an avg 25000 words/day,
While women speak 30000.
Trouble starts when husband comes from job after finishing his 25000 &……
starts her 30000..
Biwi Ghusse Mein: “Mera jeena haraam ho gaya hai.
Mein yeh ghar chor kay ja rahi hoon”
Husband: Jaan choro! Khuda kay waste.
Biwi wapas aate huwe,”Ek to app ki yeh aadat bohat buri hai
Hamesha JAAN KEH KAY AUR KHUDA K WASTE DE K ROK LETE HEIN”;
Question: Define LOVE and explain in detail? (10 marks)
MBA Student’s Ans. Love is life. (marks 1/2 out of 10)
Medical Student’s Ans. Love is pain. (marks 1/2 out of 10)
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated
1 sided &
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father’s Shoe
(marks 10 out of 10)
دوست: پروفیسر صاحب آپ کی اعصابی بیماری کیسی ہے؟
پروفیسر: ٹھیک یے، آج کل میکے گیئ ہے
Girl- Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho ?
Girl- Lekin Tume To Meri Parwaah Hi Nahi
Banta- Oye, Pyar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parwaah Nahi Karte:-D
1day sardar saw a dream, that someone killed him.
Next day he closed his ICICI bank account. Why?
Because of ICICI’s slogan: “we make your dreams come true”
Banta thought LOL meant.??
Lots of Love.!!
He sent it in the following text 2 his GIRL FRIEND-
You are the only girl in my life..LOL
Wife: What do you like most about me, my Beauty or my Intelligence?
Husband: I love it more when you joke like this!!
When a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, It is love;
After marriage: It is self-defense
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!