What is the problems with girls

Published by Prince on Tagged Jokes

If you TREAT her nicely, she says you are IN LOVE with her;
If you Don’t, she says you are PROUD.
If you DRESS nicely, she says you are trying to LURE her;
If you Don’t, she says you are from CHENNAI.
If you ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If you keep QUIET, she says you have no BRAINS.
If you are SMARTER than her, she’ll lose FACE;
If she’s Smarter than you, she is GREAT.
If you don’t Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
If you Love her, she will try to LEAVE u (very true huh?)
If you don’t make love with her, she says ! you don’t Love her;
If you do!! she says you are CHEAP.
If you tell her your PROBLEM, she says you are TROUBLESOME;
If you don’t, she says that you don’t TRUST her.
If you SCOLD her, you are like a CHACHA to her;
If she SCOLDS you, it is because she CARES for u.
If you BREAK your PROMISE, you Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.
If you SMOKE, you are BAD BOY;
If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLE-LADY.
If you do WELL in your exams, she says it’s LUCK;
If she does WELL, it’s BRAINS.
If you HURT her, you are CRUEL;
If she HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE!!
& so hard to please!
If you send this to girls, they will swear that it’s not true..

Send it to boys also, which will give them some laughter …

March 16th, 2011

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