Na Neend Ati Hain Na Chain Ata Hai Koi Tu Batae Aisa Kyun Hota Hain Chalte Chalte Qadam Rukh Jate Hain Jaise Koi Awaz De Raha Hota Hain Chehra To Nazar Nahi Ata Hain Lakin Kisi Ka Ehsas Wahan Hota hain Apno Ki Mehfil Main Beygana Lagta Hoon Sub Ke Hote Hue Dil Na Jane [...]
Wo milte bhee nahi, taraste bhee nahi.. Hum jeete bhee nahi, marte bhee nahi hai.. Unki yaado ke badal is kadar chaye hai mere zehen pe… Ki wo hat-te bhee nahi aur baraste bhee nahi..
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This is the story of the giant ship engine that failed. The ship’s owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine. Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a youngster. He carried a large bag of tools [...]
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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks him why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Sardar: Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler ———————— 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes [...]
“A Ship is always safe at the shore – but that is NOT what it is built for” – Albert Einstein
A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD, After Marriage – Drink whenever you are HAPPY Three FASTEST means of Communication. 1. [...]
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
Married men live longer than single men do, but … Married men are a lot more willing to die.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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