Ees tarah tirchchi nigahon se, dekha jo mujhe Man diwana jhoom utha, jal uthe diye bujhe; Aub to dil mein aag hai, khaylon mein baag hai Kaise milan hoga hamara, koi raah na sujhe. Pawan ke tej jhonkein sa, gujar jana tumhara Lachakate jism mein joban, kaho hain kahin, duje; Pratiksha karata bechara, nikalane ka [...]
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The guide to wife translations need to read men are from mars and women are from Venus The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It’s your decision The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious The wife says: [...]
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?” “Why, officer?” asks the blonde. “Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed.” “Oh my goodness,” exclaims the [...]
Aisa Nahi Ke Hum Ko Mohabbat Nahi Mili Jaisi Chahte The Hum Ko Woh Ulfat Nahi Mili Milne Ko Zindagi Mein Kya Hamsafar Mile Par Un Ki Tabiyat Se Tabiyat Nahi Mili Chehreo Mein Doosron Ke Tumhein Dhondhte Rahe Soorat Nahi Milli Kahin Seerat Nahi Mili Bahut Der Se Aaya Tu Mere Paas Kya Kahoon [...]
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Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”. Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai
1- I hated sleep. 2- I had enjoyed my life enough. 3- I couldn’t live without tension. 4- I wanted to pay for my sins. 5- I believed in the Bhagwad Geeta principle: karm karo , phal ki ichha na karo (Do your work and don’t believe on benefits).. 6- Everything in life has a [...]
Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner…..who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Kumar’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of [...]
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When you are dating….. Farting is never an issue. When you are married …. You make sure there’s nothing flammable near your husband at all times. When you are dating….. He takes you out to have a good time. When you are married …. He brings home a 6 pack, and says “What are you [...]
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” Now his mind travels [...]
Wo kaisa sama’an ho ga kaisi wo gari hogi Jab pehli nazar onke roze pe pari hogi Ye kocha-e-jana hai aahista kadam rakna Har daam malayk ki barat khari hogi Kya samne ja ke ham haal onko sunayeinge Sarkar ka darr hoga ashkon ki lari hogi Wo shesha-e-dil ghamse mela na kabi hoga Tasveer madiney [...]
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