Before Marriage and After Marriage

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Before marriage…..

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?

He: No! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage….
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