Just to Laugh

Published by Prince on Tagged Jokes
  1. A  FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man  tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are  CLOSED.
  2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
    Before  Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,
    After Marriage – Drink whenever you  are HAPPY
  3. Three FASTEST means of Communication.
    1.  Tele-Phone
    2.  Tele-Vision
    3.  Tell to Woman
    Need  still FASTER – Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
  4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
  5. A  man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and  Best Woman.
    Next  moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
    Moral: BE SPECIFIC
  6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
    It  is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.
  7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
    They  see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should  KILL him.
    Ant  2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we  will just  throw him away from our path.
    Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE  him because  he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
  8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend – You are missing SOME thing in your life.
    If you HAVE a Girl Friend – You are missing EVERY thing in your  life.
  9. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their  MISTAKE.
    Answer: On their MARRIAGE.
  10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from  Darkness.
    Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness -  Please PAY  the  ELECTRICITY BILL.
  11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
    Because per Constitution,  you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

August 18th, 2008



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