Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck. Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note. Customer: No, wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s still on my desk… Sorry….
خدا وہ وقت نہ لائے کہ سوگوار ہو تو سکوں کی نیند تجھے بھی حرام ہوجائے تری مسرتِ پیہم تمام ہو جائے تری حیات تجھے تلخ جام ہوجائے غموں سے آئینہء دل گداز ہو تیرا ہجومِ یاس سے بے تاب ہوکے رہ جائے وفورِ درد سے سیماب ہو کے رہ جائے ترا شباب فقط خواب [...]
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A Lebanese walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the Lebanese hands over the keys to [...]
Bohat dinon ki baat hai Shabab per bahar thi Faza bhi khushgawar thi Na jane kio machal para Mein apne ghar se chal para kisi ne muje rok ker Bari ada se tok ker Kaha ke lot aaye Meri qasam na jaye
Chara Sazoon se alag hai mera mayar ke mein Zakham khaoon ga to kuch aor nikhar jaoon ga
4 husbands were sitting at the waiting room in a hospital waiting for their wives to give birth. Soon, a nurse came out from the delivery room and told the first daddy: “Congratulations, you’ve twins!”. “Oh!….. maybe it’s just a coincidence” said the daddy, “as I’m working at the Petronas Twin Towers“. Then another nurse [...]
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