A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft’s electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter’s position and course to fly to the airport.
The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, [...]
Koyi fariyaad tere dil mein dabi ho jaise
Tune aankhon se koyi baat kahi ho jaise
Jaagte jaagte ek umr kati ho jaise
Jaan baaki baaki hai magar saas ruki ho jaise
Har mulaakat pe mehsoos yehi hota hai
Mujhse kuch teri nazar pooch rahi ho jaise
Raah chalte huve aksar yeh ghumaan hota hai
Woh nazar chupke mujhe dekh rahi ho [...]
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A man comes across a genies bottle on the beach and rubs it. A genie appears to grant the man 3 wishes. First the man asks for a million dollars. The genie grants his wish. The the man says that he has always wanted to be as smart as a rocket scientist and the genie [...]
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Pooch le khuda se teray liye duwa mangi
Pooch le hawa se teray liye hi fiza mangi
Kabhi na ayein ansoo teri ankhoon mein
Hum ne duwaoon mein ek yahi duwa mangi
Man on death bed
Confes 2 his wife: I had an affair with ur sister, ur best friend & maid
Plz 4give me
Wife: I know darling, Relax & let the poison work!
Doctor pagal se:
Tum pagal kion huwe?
Pagal:
Main ne 1 bewa (Widowed) se shadi ki,
Ooski jawan beti (daughter) this
Kuch time baad mere Baap (father) ne oos ki beti se shadi ker li
Yun aik taraf meri wo beti meri maan (mother) ban gai
Doosri taraf mein oos ka beta(Son) ban gaya
A person urgently needed a few days off work, but he knew the Boss would not allow him to take leave.. He thought that maybe if he acted ‘CRAZY‘ then boss would tell me to take a few days off.
So he hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. His co worker(Jone) asked [...]
Us ki yaad main har pal aashk bahati rahi
Gham-e-yaar main zindagi ghuzaarti rahi
Na raha ussay ehsaas meri wafaoon ka
Woh kia tha shaksh jissay main chahati rahi
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Ye to khubsurat dosti ka nata hai,
Jo bina kisi shart ke nibhaya jata hai,
Rahe duriya to parwah nahi,
Kyon ki dosti ko har pal dil me basaya jata hai
Dad: If you pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Bicycle.
Son: If i fail?
Dad: I will present you 10 Bicycles
Son: Why?
Dad: To open Bicycle shop.
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